1. Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way is sounds?

3. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

4. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

5. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?

6. Do you need a silencer if you shoot a mime?

7. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

8. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?

9. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there looks on the door?

10. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

11. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

12. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

13. If your vehicle goes at the speed of light , what happens when you turn on your lights?

14. You know how most packages say "Open Here". What is the protocol if the package says "Open Somewhere Else"?

15. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

16. Why do we park on drive ways and drive on parkways?

17. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

18. Why is it when you transport something by car it is called shipment and when you transport something by ship, it is called cargo?

19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

20. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?